Stuck in a Chinese novel

Wei Jun was, as usual, minding his own business as he did most of the time when he was not being bossed around. While he was busy doing nothing but staring into an empty space, a man from Yang Haoran's platoon came to order Wei Jun to clean the bathrooms.

Even though he had done the same thing just earlier in the morning, he didn't say anything about it and went to clean the bathroom. When he entered, there was no one in the bathroom or at least no one in sight, and Wei Jun began to do as he was told.

While he was cleaning, he heard the click of the door signaling someone locked the door from the outside.

'Idiots,' Wei Jun couldn't help but admit. Locking the door from the inside would have been more credible. It was clearly their first rodeo.

Adding to the fact that one of the stall doors opened and a red-faced girl walked out. Had her expression been more on the stoic or cold side, their scenario should have been more believable.

"Corporal Wei Jun Ruan, cleaning, ma'am," Wei Jun didn't leave the pretense of the scenario and gave a tense salute to his superior, who was none other than Lin, standing with a red face like that of a ripe tomato.

'Pathetic,' Wei Jun couldn't help but insult them once again. While he didn't mind the classic scenario they were trying to pull, he gave them zero for acting and their choice of victim.

"Wh—What are you doing here? Didn't you know I was here? This is the ladies' toilet. How da—dare you come in here, li-like that!!?" She stuttered more than she said a few words. Wei Jun couldn't help but sigh as he said, "I have been cleaning this toilet since my transfer here, ma'am."

Hearing the answer, Lin couldn't say anything in return. Wei Jun was even more disappointed. She hadn't even formulated the entire dialogue, the answer to every question and everything else. She just came in blind without any preparation.

[Wouldn't it be better to turn their game against them?]

'Why would I?' Wei Jun replied. There was no need to turn their game against them. Playing along would do plenty and Wei Jun was going to initiate his plan anyway. It was better to attract all the attention to himself so the little companion of Yang Haoran wouldn't know his plan.

At least not until it was too late.

"Wh—What did you co—come here for?!!" Lin yelled, not even knowing what she should do next so all she did was simply take off her shirt. Her milky white skin appeared in plain sight, her body tense like metal, and her beige-colored undergarment could be seen.

While it was a very difficult decision for her and she was red all over, Wei Jun remained as he always was. Cold.

But, that didn't remain for long.

"Haha… Hahahaha…. Hahahahahahahaha!!!" He began to laugh out loud, boisterously even, confusing the half-naked Lin who couldn't understand what was going on. That wasn't the anticipated reaction. She looked down at her chest, wondering if it was too small but she had always been confident in her endowment. She was sure that wasn't why the man before her was laughing.

"Hahahaha…" Wei Jun slowly came to a stop, wiping away the slight tear of laughter that had formed in his eye from the corner, and said, "And? What would be next, Corporal Lin? Are you going to jump me now?"

There was clear mockery in his voice which only angered Lin. Her earlier embarrassment was nowhere to be seen.

"Tell you what," Wei Jun said after he had laughed a little more, "Why don't you send someone who actually knows how to take their shirt off? And with that underwear? Are you trying to turn a man on or off?"

Every word Wei Jun uttered stung Lin like a bullet. Her pride as a woman was being questioned but she was so inexperienced that she didn't even know how to tackle the situation.Nôv(el)B\\jnn

"Might as well take everything off then," Wei Jun said, "I might be a little tempted to jump you then."

"Wha--!!" Lin was all the more shocked at that. She couldn't believe the man before her was so shameless, asking her to get na.ke.d just like that.

"What?" Wei Jun's expression suddenly turned cold which terrified Lin for some reason. Deep down in her heart, she felt as if her heart was about to freeze and she would soon die.

"If you started something, shouldn't you finish it?" Wei Jun said, taking a step forward which made Lin take a step back out of instinct. Earlier anger, embarrassment, or any other emotion she felt was now nowhere to be seen. There was only one thing reflected in those eyes.

Fear.

Wei Jun suddenly stopped. He turned to his right and smiled, "He's here, huh?"

Boom!!!

The wall shattered like it was made of paper and the person who appeared through that was none other than the favorite child of destiny…

"YOU SCOUNDRAL!!!!!" An immense wave of Qi that even terrified Wei Jun a little. Okay, 'a little' was an understatement. It terrified him a lot. So much so that his instincts screamed at him to jump back. Lin was already so terrified by Wei Jun that even when Yang Haoran showed, her savior who was supposed to save her from the animal who was trying to assault her, she couldn't say anything.

"Ahh~" Wei Jun said with a smile, "The favorite child of destiny. You didn't enter according to the script so I can only guess you're not a part of this."

But, no matter what Wei Jun said, Yang Haoran wasn't having any of it. He jumped at Wei Jun, who, quickly raised both of his forearms and concentrated all his Qi he could in that short amount of time on one spot.

The spot of impact.

But, it didn't help in the least. The moment Yang Haoran's fist collided with Wei Jun's crossed forearms, they shattered like a rice cake.

"Arrgghh!!!" But that wasn't what caused the biggest damage. The greatest damage was caused by the Qi of Yang Haoran that penetrated Wei Jun's Qi barrier, shattering it as well and invading his body, destroying him internally.

[Warning]

[Warning]

[User in critical condition]

[Initiating emergency measures at the expense of Qi]

Wei Jun's health was restored to the max by the time he even touched the wall and crashed through it, flying through the courtyard all the way over to the other side, breaking through another building, and still showing no signs of coming to a stop.

Yang Haoran's Qi was still wreaking havoc inside of him while his own Qi was constantly healing him. Luckily for him, Yang Haoran's Qi ran out before his did. But it was still a very, very close call.

[A Qi replenishment pill has been consumed]

[Qi has been fully restored]

'The fu*k was that?' Wei Jun asked as he could still pangs of pain in his arms.

[Qi emersion]

[It's when Qi penetrates your own Qi]

[A secret technique of the Yang clan]

[The boy knows how to use it very well as well]

'Thanks for the praise to the enemy.' Wei Jun said with an annoyed tone before he asked, 'Is there any way to counter that?'

[Haha]

[You're a good jokester, host]

'…' Wei Jun remained silent to that. If the system was being sarcastic, then there was no option to counter that at his current level.

Asking was a stupidity. Wei Jun knew that as well. So, he did what he could.

"Activate it," Wei Jun said.

Just as he said it, he felt someone's footsteps slowly making their way to him. He remained in his spot, his face downward, his expression a little pained.

"Impressive. I for sure thought you would have died from that." A voice with slight anger in it fell in Wei Jun's ears. Wei Jun remained silent to that. He surely would have died had the power of the green dragon not restored him instantly.

[HP -100]

[It's activated, host]

Wei Jun felt his power drain from his body. He felt tired, not just exhausted, but as if someone had sucked all life out of him, leaving him an empty husk.

[Warning]

[Warning]

[User in critical condition]

[Initiating emergency measures at the expense of Qi]

[Error]

[Error]

[The nature of damage cannot be healed with Qi]

[Using alternative methods]

[Using Death Qi to heal the user]

[Alternative success]

[Death Qi -100]

[HP +100]

[…]

[Would you look at that?]

[Isn't that a lucky break, host?]

It was true. The kind of damage he obtained could not have been healed and even according to the system, the energy of death could not restore his soul damage yet he was fully healed in a moment.

[Seems to me there are some mysteries to you as well, host]

[Aren't you quite the protagonist]

"You… Why are you bleeding?" Yang Haoran asked. His expression was a little estranged before his eyes widened to the limit instantly.

"You fuc---!!!"

"BOOMM!!!!"

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"Check him," Yang Haoran said to the tiny woman who was flying close to him. She nodded and flew towards Wei Jun. While Wei Jun couldn't see her, she could see and touch him, and she did.

However, that was a mistake on her part.

"Impressive. I for sure thought you would have died from that." Yang Haoran said as he stopped in front of Wei Jun. He had expected a sassy reply but the man before him just panted heavily.

"Check him," Yang Haoran said to the tiny woman who was flying close to him. She nodded and flew towards Wei Jun. While Wei Jun couldn't see her, she could see and touch him, and she did.